You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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