Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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