yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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