i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
and you fell through a lawn chair
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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