i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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