What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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