the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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