Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
this beer tastes like vomit already
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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