idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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