And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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