She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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