just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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