i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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