i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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