I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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