I'm so fucking centered right now
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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