Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We got so high we made milksteak
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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