Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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