I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Sacagawea was the original milf.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
