D3 body, D1 cock
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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