Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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