I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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