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I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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