Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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