PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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