She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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