Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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