My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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