What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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