Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
