When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
