Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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