Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i would one night stand the shit outta him
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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