Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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