I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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