I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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