awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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