did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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