Just mADE A PArabola og urine
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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