remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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