I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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