My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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