Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.