Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16

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(573): View more from Missouri

Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday

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(760): View more from California

my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.

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(514): View more from Quebec

bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.

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(818): View more from California

Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.

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(940): View more from Texas

My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son

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(312): View more from Illinois

Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.

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