if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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