question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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