its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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