Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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