I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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