The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
this hospital has no fireball
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