Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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