So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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