I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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