it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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