she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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