Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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