And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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